TinselTown Trash

The fantastic Shania Twain.

Heidi Montag, admit it, you would follow her anywhere.

Adrianne Curry keeps posting photos to Twitter. I used to get a kick out of seeing what she would post next. Now she’s just getting creepy.

Whoa. Where did Haylie Duff get those?

Good memories. We all have them. Do yours include Alyssa Milano? Mine do.

While it’s no secret that I am a bit older than Alyssa, every time I see her I think about sat prep courses. Sure, I went to college many years ago, when she was just a young girl, but college and education were a big part of my life back then, and now I have three sons who will all be preparing for college a lot sooner than I care to admit. One of the best ways to prepare for it are professional sat prep courses that all but guarantee you know your stuff before you walk through that door.

The newly discovered (to me), Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Surprise, it’s Lauren Pope.

I know it’s probably just the make-up and the Photoshop, but Scarlett Johannson looks fantastic.

I’m not so sure about the flames near her butt, or the amount of water needed to cool us down, but the Louisiana Jones Act should cover us if we get carried away making sure that Scarlett is taken care of.

Yes, Kelly Brook is hot.

Who, but Lady Gaga could pull off something like this?