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Do you remember when Victoria Beckham looked like a teenage boy with fake boobs. Well, she got rid of the fake boobs (or at least made them look more boyish).

Victoria Beckham still looks like a little boy with bumps on his chest.

Do you remember when Victoria Beckham had substance and style, you know, before she looked like an anorexic boy?

Victoria Beckham is looking quite… manly, isn’t she?

Holy mackerel. What the hell is up with Victoria Beckham? I can see wearing a toga, like Eva is doing, but what the heck is that supposed to be on Victoria? The straps on that copper thing covering her “assets” makes it look like she is wearing a couple of car spoilers or something. I think I need my eyes checked, now they look more like copper coated air bags.

Head on over to Celebrity Smack to help name that Super Duo.

It seems there is a scientific approach to deciding who has the best boobs.

The key aesthetic elements are nipple position and the proportion between the upper and lower halves of the breast, he said.

“The ideal is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion – that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 per cent from the top.”

Yeah, umm… okay.

Patrick Malluci, a scientist, spent several hours looking at photos of topless models and has decided that Caprice Bourret has the best boobs.

He also came to the conclusion that Victoria Beckham has the worst boobs.

I don’t know about you, but I never called myself a scientist while looking at and deciding if boobs were perfect or not.

Other scientists watching boobies:

TMZ
Dlisted

Another comparison after the jump…

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