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I have waited a long time to add Susan Sarandon to the train wreck list.

You can see more of her, if you dare, at Hollywood Tuna.

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Does Amy Winehouse have impetigo? MRSA? Or something else?

Whatever it is, I think the scientific name for it is “holy crap!”. This girl has been in and out of drug rehabilitation so much, I think it would take a whole team of doctors to figure out exactly which drug, if any, are causing this. I still think it’s just a case of the “holy craps” though.

See more, if you dare, at the Daily Mail.

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Canned hair? People actually use that stuff? HAHAHA

I don’t know about you, but the first words that come to mind when I see John Travolta are “colon cleanse“. What about you? I’m serious. That dude is in serious need of a good cleansing. Maybe the fake color in his hair wouldn’t be so noticeable if he got one.

[Hat Tip: dlisted]

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Rumor has it that Rumer Willis got kicked out of Villa Lounge. Poor Rumer.

Breaking! Being a celebuspawn doesn’t always automatically put you above the law. Case in point: budding party girl Rumer Willis. Demi and Bruce’s oldest daughter, who’s a ripe old 19, waltzed into Villa Lounge Monday night, only to be booted from the hot spot moments later.

Apparently, Villa’s vigilant manager realized she’s underage and decided to enforce its age restrictions by removing her. Above, she makes the walk of shame back to her car after being bounced.

Doesn’t she look like someone who should be selling commercial real estate or something? Maybe it’s just me.

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Some people think she’s knocked up. Me? I wouldn’t want her knocking on my door, that’s for sure.

People say women do crazy things when they are pregnant. Maybe she is.

[Hat Tip: Holy Taco]

Now this is trashy…

Okay, so she was picking up trash on the beach, it’s still trashy.

See more of Kim at A Socialite’s Life.

Umm. Ewww.

I’m not even going to ask.

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