This is the second time we have honored Milla in the Tuesday Train Wreck category.

When I look at her, I wonder if she has ever had to watch her weight of tried quick weight loss, in her life. Ever. I doubt it.

See more, at Celebrities Wonder.

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Well, I guess this is one way to get your name back into the celebrity gossip magazines.

Troubled Oscar-winning actress Tatum O’Neal, who has spoken and written about her years-long battle with addiction, was busted last night just blocks from her Lower East Side luxury apartment - charged with buying cocaine and crack, sources said.

Sources told The Post the 44-year-old actress - who became the youngest-ever to snag an Oscar, at age 10, for her role in “Paper Moon” - was arrested at 7:30 p.m. by detectives from Manhattan South Narcotics on Clinton Street between East Broadway and Grand Street.

What happens now? Will she sink father into a life of despair? Will she make a huge Hollywood comeback? Will anyone care? Tune in next time…

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What the heck is going on with Fergie’s ass?

Why is it falling to the side like that? Ewww.

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Susan Sarandon is making promises I don’t think she intends to keep.

“If McCain gets in, it’s going to be very, very dangerous,” she says.

“It’s a critical time, but I have faith in the American people. If they prove me wrong, I’ll be checking out a move to Italy. Maybe Canada, I don’t know. We’re at an abyss.”

Listening to Susan Sarandon talk, makes me feel like I am watching an infomercial or something. She would make a great spokeswoman for products like anoretix or some other diet pill. She could convince people to buy them.

What a train wreck. See more of Susan at Celeblog.

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What the heck is up with those lips?

If they stretch her face anymore I think she’s going to pop. Ouch.

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You know… This really isn’t that shocking to me. Does it shock you?

A picture says a thousand words, but if that’s not enough for you, visit the Daily Mail to read more.

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If you were travelling down the road and found yourself stuck in traffic, what would you think when you saw this standing on the side of the road?

My first thought? Road kill.

My second thought? That’s a glob alright.

Okay, so she looks like someone with a little drug problem. No, I’m not talking Phentermine here people. Damn. That hurts.

You can see more of this lucious attraction at Celebrity Smack.

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Earlier this week, I read that Gary Dourdan was planning to leave CSI at the end of the season.

Gary Dourdan, the smoldering actor who plays investigator Warrick Brown on CSI, has decided to leave the eight-year-old drama. According to an insider, the decision was a mutual one made by the actor and CBS/Paramount, the studio that produces the procedural drama for CBS. CBS/Paramount would not confirm the date of Dourdan’s last episode, though it will likely occur in the next month since the actor’s contract expires this season.

At first I thought maybe he was just burnt out playing the role, or maybe he was moving on to bigger and better things.

It turns out, he’s turning to a “higher” goal.

It seems he was busted for possession of heroin, cocaine, ecstasy, and prescription drugs. Wow. Was he trying out for a role as a vicitim on another CSI show? What a waste.

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I have waited a long time to add Susan Sarandon to the train wreck list.

You can see more of her, if you dare, at Hollywood Tuna.

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Does Amy Winehouse have impetigo? MRSA? Or something else?

Whatever it is, I think the scientific name for it is “holy crap!”. This girl has been in and out of drug rehabilitation so much, I think it would take a whole team of doctors to figure out exactly which drug, if any, are causing this. I still think it’s just a case of the “holy craps” though.

See more, if you dare, at the Daily Mail.

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