Saturday Surprise - Paris Hilton
Wow. Paris Hilton has boobies. When did that happen?
Sensual Sunday - Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton would look more sensual if she didn’t look like she was posing all the time.
Paris Hilton For President!
We interrupt this Tuesday Train Wreck to bring you the following message:
When I first saw this video, my audio wasn’t working and I thought it was a commercial for skin care products. Talk about clueless.
I’d wreck a train for Paris, anyday. I’d have to.
David Letterman Apologizes
It took him long enough. We should have heard about this apology long before now. Oh sure, you’re thinking just because he actied like an ass to Paris Hilton everything was fine, but it wasn’t. She knew it, we knew it, and his staff knew it. He was an ass. It’s sad that it took others pointing out the stink before he smelled it.
Paris Hilton’s Friday night guest appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman differed from her last, in September, when the CBS host couldn’t stop badgering her about her just-finished jail sentence.
“We have a lovely woman who’s been in prison,” Letterman said Friday, explaining why he previously behaved the way he did. “I put those two things together and my head starts spinning.”
Rehashing how he verbally accosted Hilton the last time, “I continued to press the point,” Letterman acknowledged – though Hilton had made it clear she was finished talking about her life behind bars.
“I thought I was hilarious,” Letterman recalled, until others the next day told him, “No, you were an ass—-.”
Once an ass, always an ass. I guess it’s nice he finally apologized though. I certainly won’t be taking any cheap flights to see him in New York, that’s for sure.
Beautiful
Say what you will about Paris Hilton, but the girl is beautiful. You know it, I know it, and she, definitely knows it. Check out more pictures at Wizbang Pop!
Paris Hilton Does Letterman
And she says she’ll never do his show again.
Do you blame her?
[Source: Dlisted]
Paris Hilton Does Germany
Errr… GQ Germany that is. Why didn’t Paris Hilton do these photos for GC here in America?
Either way, it’s an awesome photo spread. Looking good Paris.
The New, Improved Paris Hilton?
Could Paris Hilton be turning a new leaf?
Mothers Against Drunk Driving gave Paris Hilton a less-than-enthusiastic response to her expressed desire to work on behalf of their group.Sphere: Related Content“We have reservations about her behavior thus far,” MADD spokeswoman Misty Moyse said. “Typically, we’ve only worked with high-profile figures if there’s true responsibility for those actions.”
MADD’s “primary concern” about Hilton is “the kind of messages being sent to the public and young girls nationwide about the seriousness of drunk driving and drinking by those under 21,” the bulk of Hilton’s fan base, Moyse said.
Paris Hilton Is Behaving Well
Just when you thought Paris Hilton might be treated like any other member of society who violated their probation.
Paris Hilton will serve just over half of her 45-day jail sentence and will be separated from the general inmate population, authorities decided Wednesday after reviewing her case.
The hotel heiress will spend about 23 days in a “special needs housing unit” at the Century Regional Detention Center in suburban Lynwood, Los Angeles County sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said.
The sentence was shortened after jail officials gave Hilton credit for good behavior, citing her recent court appearance among other factors, Whitmore said.
Hilton will stay in a unit that contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates, he said.
“She may or may not have a cellmate,” Whitmore said.
She gets time off for good behavior “just for showing up”, she gets to stay in a “special needs housing unit”, and she will be “separated from the general population”. So it’s not much unlike her current lifestyle then, is it?
When are celebrities going to be held to the same standard as everyday citizens?
Source: SF Gate
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Will Paris Hilton Do Jail Time?
I guess we’ll find out if money can keep a bad girl out of jail. Then again, if she goes to jail she’ll have a lot of time to catch up on her reading, won’t she?
Prosecutors have asked a judge to revoke Paris Hilton’s probation for reckless driving, which could lead to jail time for the socialite, the City Attorney’s Office said.
A hearing has been set for April 17 for prosecutors to argue that Hilton, 26, violated the terms of her probation by knowingly driving with a suspended license, said Nick Velasquez, a spokesman for the city attorney, Rocky Delgadillo.
The hotel heiress and star of the reality TV show The Simple Life was sentenced to three years probation in January after pleading no contest - the equivalent of a guilty plea - to alcohol-related reckless driving.
Five weeks later, police pulled Hilton over again in the city of West Hollywood for driving without headlights and impounded her car, a $190,000 Bentley, when they discovered her license had been suspended, authorities said.
Darn these pesky prosecutors, don’t they realize a girl needs to be out in the open air for her “personal” time?
Source: tvnz.co.nz
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