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Surprise! Paris Hilton has boobies again!

Paris Hilton has a way of squishing those things up and making them look bigger everytime she is photographed.

Do you remember Paris Hilton? It’s been a while since we’ve seen her, hasn’t it?

Do you remember when Paris Hilton would wear silly outfits and pretend to be shocked that the paparazzi caught her on camera?

Now she just dresses any way she wants and forgets all about insurance quotes and fashion sense, huh? Then again if you were Paris Hilton you could do what you wanted, when you wanted, with whom and what you wanted. Sigh. Want.

Paris Hilton and her titillating…yeah…

Wow. Paris Hilton has boobies. When did that happen?

Paris Hilton would look more sensual if she didn’t look like she was posing all the time.

We interrupt this Tuesday Train Wreck to bring you the following message:

When I first saw this video, my audio wasn’t working and I thought it was a commercial for skin care products. Talk about clueless.

I’d wreck a train for Paris, anyday. I’d have to.

It took him long enough. We should have heard about this apology long before now. Oh sure, you’re thinking just because he actied like an ass to Paris Hilton everything was fine, but it wasn’t. She knew it, we knew it, and his staff knew it. He was an ass. It’s sad that it took others pointing out the stink before he smelled it.

Paris Hilton’s Friday night guest appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman differed from her last, in September, when the CBS host couldn’t stop badgering her about her just-finished jail sentence.

“We have a lovely woman who’s been in prison,” Letterman said Friday, explaining why he previously behaved the way he did. “I put those two things together and my head starts spinning.”

Rehashing how he verbally accosted Hilton the last time, “I continued to press the point,” Letterman acknowledged – though Hilton had made it clear she was finished talking about her life behind bars.

“I thought I was hilarious,” Letterman recalled, until others the next day told him, “No, you were an ass—-.”

Once an ass, always an ass. I guess it’s nice he finally apologized though. I certainly won’t be taking any cheap flights to see him in New York, that’s for sure.

Say what you will about Paris Hilton, but the girl is beautiful. You know it, I know it, and she, definitely knows it. Check out more pictures at Wizbang Pop!