Do you remember the name of those fish you put in your fishtank that stick to the sides and suck all the scum off the side of the tank?

I might be mistaken, but I am pretty sure they are not called Nikki Cox. Her lips remind me of those clips you use when you wear tuxedos to keep the cummerbund in place, or whatever.

Do you remember when Nikki Cox used to be one of the most attractive women on television?

I do, and it appears those days are long gone. Come on Nikki, get with the program.    I have seen mesothelioma patients who had more meat on their bones, and that ain’t saying much. Is she anorexic or does she just love that “my chestbones are sticking out of my skin” look?

Uh oh. It looks like someone is losing too much weight.

If Nikki Cox loses anymore weight, she’s going to fall right out of those clothes.

What the heck is up with those lips?

If they stretch her face anymore I think she’s going to pop. Ouch.

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I can’t think of a better way to ring in the new year than with Nikki Cox!

“Las Vegas” actress Nikki Cox and comedian Jay Mohr are officially husband and wife, according to People magazine.

The couple reportedly exchanged vows in Los Angeles on Friday night.

Cox, 28, first met Mohr, 36, when he guest-starred on her NBC drama. Mohr, who stars on CBS’s “Ghost Whisperer,” popped the question in February.

This is the first marriage for Cox, who was previously engaged to comic Bob Goldthwait. Mohr was married to model-turned-actress Nicole Chamberlain from 1998 to 2004. They have one child together, a son named Jackson.

I’m just sad it’s not me. Congratulations to the happy couple.

Article Source: Access Hollywood

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