Is that a post-it note on her belly button?

No doubt about it. Linsday Lohan is whacked out.

Whoa. Now that’s whacked out!

I bet she actually thinks she looks good too.

– Powered By Stuffr! –

Do you remember when Hollywood personalities didn’t need to “recreate” something to look beautiful?

I’m not taking anything away from Lindsay Lohan, but she’s no Marilyn Monroe.

The more I look at the pictures of Lindsay, the more I feel the need to find my antiseptic wipes and start cleaning out my eye sockets.

You can see more of Lindsay at New York Magazine.

– Powered By Stuffr! –

Is it just me, or do you get the eeby jeebies when you see pictures of Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears lately? Seriously, I think anyone who associates with them should be wearing disposable gloves and face masks for their own protection. Some of the younger women in Hollywood need to make some serious New Year’s resolutions.

Then again, I have been known to be a little over zealous when it comes to dirt phobias. Maybe, one day, I will tell you about the whole plastic silverware I used to carry in my shirt pocket.

You know the world is going to hell in a handbasket when we read the following…

We thought it was coming up to New Year’s not the start of April, but apparently Lindsay Lohan’s picking up an award for her “contribution to cinema” tomorrow.

The party-loving 21-year-old is in Italy to attend the Capri Film Festival, where she will pick up the award at a black-tie dinner tomorrow night.

Her contributions to cinema? Who in the hell started this revisionist history thing, because people are getting a bit carried away. Lindsay Lohan?

I personally wouldn’t want to be anywhere near Miss Lohan. I wouldn’t want to be at the dinner, I wouldn’t want to be in the same city, heck you couldn’t pay me enough to sit on the same plane with her. Those who do, however, should purchase lots of travel insurance, because you never know what you might catch.

[Picture via DListed]

Don’t look now, but Lindsay Lohan is sticking around Utah for a while.

Don’t look for Lindsay Lohan on the Hollywood club scene — or any Hollywood scene — anytime soon.

Just hours after leaving Cirque Lodge treatment center in Utah, Lohan tells OK! magazine (on stands nationwide Friday) that she’s settling in the mountains.

“I’m staying in Utah until it’s time to shoot Dare to Love Me,” Lohan says, “and then I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions.” (Lohan has a small role in the story of Tango legend Carlos Gardel.)

But she’s not saying goodbye to the Hollywood industry. “Absolutely not — never! I’m here to stay,” says the actress, 21. “My talent is a gift, and I’m going to use it in the right way.”

Her talent is a gift? I wonder which talent she was referring too, cuz it sure hasn’t been acting lately. If she had done her own market research she would realize that as well.

From Dotspotter News:

A Socialite’s Life dishes… Well it had to happen sooner or later. There has been some confusion over the last few days as to if Lindsay was still in rehab or not. People has confirmed that Lindsay Lohan has checked out of Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah.

“She’s finished the program,” one source says. “Lindsay is done, but she may come back for outpatient treatment. She over-extended her stay because she wanted to. She could have been out awhile ago, but she chose to stay.”

Wow. She stayed longer than she needed to. What was there that made her want to stay? Has she really changed her ways? Is she really healed? Only time will tell I suppose. The next thing you know, we’ll see her purchasing Jersey Boys tickets or something.

Good Luck, Lindsay!

Photo Source: Celebridiot

[Hat Tip: Shadowscope]

– Powered By Stuffr! –

Paris Hilton drives without a license and gets a month. Lindsay Lohan endangers people’s lives and is completely out of control, and she gets 1 day. WTF?

Lindsay Lohan reached a plea deal Thursday on misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges that calls for her to spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug treatment program.

She was also placed on 36 months probation, is required to complete an 18-month alcohol education program, pay hundreds of dollars in fines and must complete a three-day county coroner program in which she’ll visit a morgue and talk to victims of drunken drivers.

“It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs,” Lohan said in a statement released by publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik.

She said she did things she was ashamed of. “I broke the law and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case.”

Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers says “She’s getting what everyone else would get”. I suppose that’s true, but we won’t know until everyone else gets high on drugs and alcohol and chases someone like they’re crazy. At least we all know the punishment now, right?

That’s California justice if I ever saw it.

Lindsay Lohan re-enters rehab in Utah, and mines start collapsing.

Coincidence? I think not!

Seriously though, pray for the miners who are still trapped.