Holy mackerel. What the hell is up with Victoria Beckham? I can see wearing a toga, like Eva is doing, but what the heck is that supposed to be on Victoria? The straps on that copper thing covering her “assets” makes it look like she is wearing a couple of car spoilers or something. I think I need my eyes checked, now they look more like copper coated air bags.

Head on over to Celebrity Smack to help name that Super Duo.

Other than the obvious frying of her braincells, what the hell is up with this girl?

When is Amy Winehouse going to realize that this drug addiction she has is doing her no good. Now there is a chance that this singing sensation might miss performing at the Grammys because in order to get a Visa she will need to pass a drug test.

We all know she won’t pass the drug test, so it’s pretty much a given that she is going to miss the Grammy’s. What exactly does leading people on making them believe there is a chance she is coming do for anyone? Are they fooling themselves? Are they trying to scare her straight?

Personally, I hope she doesn’t make it. Then the cameras can focus on people we want to see, not the circus sideshow that accompanies such events.

This post was so scary something happened with my internet just moments before I posted it. The router was working fine, the dsl modem was fine, it turned out that I needed a Cat5e patch panel, which means something screwed with my connection, that’s for sure. Is there such thing as a voodoo computer?

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I decided I was going to come up with a new theme for Friday posts, since I have Monday Memories, Tuesday Train Wreck and Thexual Thursday, I figured I could come up with one for Fridays. I know I suck. Freaky Friday is so mundane, but oh, so fitting.

For the inaugural post for Freaky Friday, I was going to blog about Britney Spears going to the hospital, but eh, everyone else is posting that, and why would I want to be one of 2,000,000 posts about Britney anyway?

Of course, I could have done any number of posts today in honor of the new “day”, but I didn’t want to do a post about Amy Winehouse and her obvious use of illegal everything, Paris Hilton and her obvious use of rechargeable batteries, or Pam Anderson and her obviously strained marriage.

So, my inaugural Freaky Friday post is about Angelina Jolie!

That’s right. Guess what she did over the Christmas holiday?

Angelina Jolie reportedly ended her five-year rift with her actor father Jon Voight over the Christmas period. Angelina cut her father out of her life after Jon told a television show in June 2002 that he hoped his daughter sought help for her “serious emotional problems”

I wonder if that means she finally got help for her serious emotional problems, or did she realize her father has them too, so she might as well play nice?

So, do you wish you were a strawberry right now?