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Eva Longoria is looking hot over at the Daily Fix.

Wow. Who knew that a size 0 would need to wear something to “keep it all in”?

I wonder if she keeps one of those moving pods parked behind her house to hide all of her “appearance paraphernalia”. Haha. Can you imagine all the stuff she might keep in there. A metric ton of make-up, girdles, and fake eyelashes. Wow.

Exactly how much would Eva Longoria have to keep in, anyway?

Wow, I never knew Eva Longoria could look so… umm… ah never mind.

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Remember when the term “painted lady” meant something completely different?

Am I the only guy alive who is not even the slightest bit attracted to Eva Longoria?

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Holy mackerel. What the hell is up with Victoria Beckham? I can see wearing a toga, like Eva is doing, but what the heck is that supposed to be on Victoria? The straps on that copper thing covering her “assets” makes it look like she is wearing a couple of car spoilers or something. I think I need my eyes checked, now they look more like copper coated air bags.

Head on over to Celebrity Smack to help name that Super Duo.

You’ve heard about the tape. You’ve waited patiently to see it.

Here it is. The lighting sucks, but you can see pretty much everything. Well, everything that you need to see anyway. Wow. Who would have thought she would make a tape like this?

Was it good for you?

It’s nice to see these two finally tie the knot. Of course, I am sure millions of men around the world are quite disappointed and their hopes and dreams have been stomped upon.

Professional basketball star Tony Parker married “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria at a civil ceremony in Paris on Friday—a prelude to their expected star-studded weekend wedding bash at a lavish and storied chateau.

Paris Mayor Bertrand Delanoe officiated and gave a speech saying how happy he was that they were married in the City of Light, said the mayor of Paris’ 4th District, Dominique Bertinotti.

The wedding tomorrow, which is 07/07/07 for those of you not paying attention, should be quite a spectacle.

With all the media coverage, I hope to have more on their wedding sometime tomorrow night.

[Source: San Jose Mercury News]

It’s nice to see couples kiss and make up, but Mrs. Tony Parker just doesn’t sound appealing.

Eva Longoria and NBA star Tony Parker are engaged, PEOPLE has confirmed.

“Eva and Tony are officially engaged,” Longoria’s rep, Liza Anderson, tells PEOPLE exclusively. “The couple have never been happier.”

Parker, a point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, flew into Los Angeles after his game on Wednesday night and surprised Longoria at her home as she got off work, according to the actress’s rep, who added: “The proposal was romantic and perfect.”

Congratulations to the happy couple.

Article Source: People

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Do long distance relationships ever work?

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria and San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker have split up, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE.

“They did break up. It’s amicable,” the source says, adding, “They are talking and trying to figure the best course of action for their future. They are trying to work things out.”

“It’s distance and demanding careers and not living in same city,” said the source. “It didn’t happen yesterday. It’s been going on for a while.”

Not nearly as exciting as Desperate Housewives is it?

Article Source: People

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She’s definitely hot, but is she number one?

Eva Longoria snagged the No. 1 spot on Maxim’s seventh annual “Hot 100″ list of the most successful women in film, TV, music, sports and fashion — for the second year in a row.

The Desperate Housewives actress told The Associated Press of her shock. “I was actually really shocked last year when I made the list,” said the 31-year-old Longoria, who ranked No. 91 on the 2004 roster. “So 91 to No. 1 was a big jump, and then to get it a second time in a row — I just couldn’t believe it.

I was like, ‘Surely there are more beautiful women in the world.’ I can name 10.”

She says there are woman more beautiful than her. Do you think she’s right?

Article Source: Star Magazine

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