I am not sure what I am more surprised about. The fact her cleavage is reversed or the fact that Christina Ricci is not a bright pasty color.

It wasn’t too long ago that we watched her and wondered if she ever needed a good acne treatment, and now we are watching her walk the red carpet with her boobs hanging out the bottom of her blouse. Progress!

I am not so sure lime green is Christina Ricci’s color. As pale as she is, does she even have a color?

That dress reminds me of a tablet I used to take for allergy relief. Who on earth picks that color? The more I look at it the more I am craving a pack of Spree candies.

Christina Ricci looks hotter when she’s wearing sweatpants walking across the street. This whole china doll look is kind of spooky, isn’t it?

I do have one question though. Do you think she uses a lot of eye cream? Her eyes always have these weird wrinkles on them, sometimes they are heavier than others, so I’m thinking that she’s been working on that.

Do you remember when Hollywood stars like Christina Ricci actually bathed before leaving their homes?

I should be nice, really. Christina looks like the type that, if you crossed her, she would pull a box cutter out of her pocket and threated to do mean things to you with her crazy teeth. No seriously, stop making fun of the girl, she could out some serious hurt on you.

Whoa. What a surprise. Does Christina Ricci have tennis balls in her shirt?

Do you remember when Christina Ricci was just a dorky little girl in the Addams Family movie?

Those days are long gone!

I remember when Christina Ricci was just a little girl.

Yes, I feel old.

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