Britney Spears has pokies.

Every time I see a photo of Britney, she has the same weird bumps on her chest. She may want to see about getting some acne treatments or something before she ends up putting someone’s eye out. Ha! Scratch that. No wait, that was the wrong thing to say because I am sure she is. Oh forget it. Just enjoy the photo.

Do you remember Britney Spears? Yeah, it’s been a while, so I thought we’d take a look and see what’s popping in her world. Either she has access to the best slimming pills known to the Hollywood elite, or she really works out when it comes time to shed a few pounds. Britney really pops lately.

Wow. The untouched, non-airbrushed, Britney Spears doesn’t look too bad. Face it, when it comes to re-inventing herself, whether physically, emotionally, or musically, Britney Spears has re-written the textbooks hasn’t she?

Many people in Hollywood and in the music scene have re-invented themselves, but not in the way Brit has. To top it all off, she’s still a looker. You would think with the harsh lifestyle she lives she’d have a bit more baggage by now.

Okay, so it’s not so surprising that Britney Spears is topless. I am shocked that she looks as good as she does though.

How on Earth did Britney Spears fit in that dress?

I don’t know how she did it, either she has found the best diet pill on Earth, or she has been showing up for some mega workout sessions. Either way, I think she looks good, and if she keeps on track, she will just keep getting better as time goes by. I just hope she keeps in shape this time.

Do you remember when Britney Spears was becoming lumpy and dumpy?

Yeah, I didn’t think so.

A little spackle here, a little Photoshop there, and Britney Spears is back and looking fantastic.

I never thought I would see the day that Britney Spears actually made a “come back”.

She looks great, and the song isn’t so bad either.

Do you remember when Britney Spears was looking frumpy and chunky?

Nah, me neither.

I don’t know why, but every photo I see of Britney, when she looks hot, makes me wish I had a humidifier in the room. I am not sure if that’s because she gets me all hot and bothered, or because she always looks hot and sweaty. Either way, it’s a good thing.

Do you remember when Britney Spears was on fire, literally, and the world was hers?

Yeah, me too. In fact, I can see a glimpse of that old Britney in this photo. I think the old Britney is too far gone though, and we may never see her again.

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