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It’s been a while since we’ve seen or heard from Amy Winehouse. I wonder how she’s doing?

Okay, I’ll stop picking on Amy, and we’ll return to Wednesday Whoops! next week.

Sometimes, okay, most of the time, Amy Winehouse makes this an easy day to post.

I think it’s safe to say, with her skin condition, that blackheads are the least of her concerns.

Not to sound too rude, but I don’t think I could look at myself everyday knowing that I look that much worse than the day before. She needs to get some help, and soon.

I really should devote an entire day of each week to Amy Winehouse, but alas, none of the days start with H(ideous). In all the time I have been posting on this blog, I have never seen her look even slightly “normal”. Ever. She always looks half-baked and her skin seems to be flaking off her body at times.

Poor Amy. Someone get her some Proactiv acne cream or whatever the heck else she needs to clear up that face of hers.

Are there words for this? Everytime I see a photo of Amy Winehouse, it’s the same as the one before. In fact, no one has to take another photo of her ever again, we can all just look at the same ones over and over to get the idea.

How many Checking Accounts does it take to manage this girl? She would need a personal account, a “medical” account, a wardrobe account, a bail account, a rehab account… I could go on forever.

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If you were travelling down the road and found yourself stuck in traffic, what would you think when you saw this standing on the side of the road?

My first thought? Road kill.

My second thought? That’s a glob alright.

Okay, so she looks like someone with a little drug problem. No, I’m not talking Phentermine here people. Damn. That hurts.

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Does Amy Winehouse have impetigo? MRSA? Or something else?

Whatever it is, I think the scientific name for it is “holy crap!”. This girl has been in and out of drug rehabilitation so much, I think it would take a whole team of doctors to figure out exactly which drug, if any, are causing this. I still think it’s just a case of the “holy craps” though.

See more, if you dare, at the Daily Mail.

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Other than the obvious frying of her braincells, what the hell is up with this girl?

When is Amy Winehouse going to realize that this drug addiction she has is doing her no good. Now there is a chance that this singing sensation might miss performing at the Grammys because in order to get a Visa she will need to pass a drug test.

We all know she won’t pass the drug test, so it’s pretty much a given that she is going to miss the Grammy’s. What exactly does leading people on making them believe there is a chance she is coming do for anyone? Are they fooling themselves? Are they trying to scare her straight?

Personally, I hope she doesn’t make it. Then the cameras can focus on people we want to see, not the circus sideshow that accompanies such events.

This post was so scary something happened with my internet just moments before I posted it. The router was working fine, the dsl modem was fine, it turned out that I needed a Cat5e patch panel, which means something screwed with my connection, that’s for sure. Is there such thing as a voodoo computer?

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Amy Winehouse has serious issues, and now it seems she’s spiraling out of control.

Brit singer Amy Winehouse shocked her fans with yet another appalling act during a gig at Eden Project in Cornwall, where she took to the stage once again after canceling gigs for almost two weeks.

The gig took off peacefully, but after two songs Winehouse fled the stage. She returned to the stage in a while and suddenly slapped herself in the face and banged her head continuously against the microphone.

The 23-year-old then forgot the lyrics of her own songs and began spewing swear words in the middle.

To make matter worse, she spat into the crowd who had paid 33 pounds for her show.

What is it with stars who think they are all that? Her biggest claim to fame right now is not showing up for her own performances, so what makes her think people are going to tolerate her spoiled brat temper tantrums?

She’s becoming so nasty, heck, she’s almost becoming the kind of girl you don’t ever want to find in the back of your truck, even if you have a truck bed liner.

She’s obviously got some talent or else people wouldn’t be paying money to see her., so let’s hope she get’s some help and cleans up her act.