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It’s been a while since I’ve posted, and I am trying to get back into the swing of things. A lot has happened in the past couple months. I haven’t suffered from the affects of Mesothelioma or anything, but things are starting to settle out, so hopefully I’ll be back to a normal posting schedule quite soon.

In honor of my return, I am posting one of our trashiest subjects, Amy Winehouse.

It’s been a while, but you remember Amy Winehouse, don’t you?

She’s been the focus of many Tuesday Train Wreck’s, but Amy Winehouse actually looks coherent in this photo.

What was Amy Winehouse thinking? Or was she?

Amy Winehouse is still very visually disturbing, even with new boobs. I’m shocked she didn’t use some mass notification system to send alerts to everyone when she had the procedure done.

We all know she sends an inter-office memo to the paparazzi when she’s ready to leave the house. They seem to catch her every time her feet hit the sidewalk.

Amy Winehouse has new boobs, and it appears that she wants everyone to see them.

Fake Freckles are freaky, especially on Amy Winehouse.

Do you remember Amy Winehouse?

Amy Winehouse, yes, she has her problems. Is she kinda kooky? Yes. Does she cut herself sometimes? Yes. Does she party too hard? Yes. Does she have serious dependency issues? Yes. Does she get into fights with her boyfriend? Yes. Is she known for selling horse supplements? No. But she has probably been known for taking one from time to time.

Back by popular demand for a special Tuesday Train Wreck, is our resident wreck, Amy Winehouse.

I’ve seen used shipping boxes with less kinks and wrinkles than Amy Winehouse. I can’t imagine how much abuse you have to subject yourself too before you start looking like she does now. Seriously. Most people don’t look that rough after a lifetime of abuse. She has talent.

Do you remember when Amy Winehouse was a hottie?

Yeah, okay, just kidding. I hope you had a good Monday.