Archive for May, 2010
Do you remember when Catherine Zeta-Jones didn’t look so… old and pasty?

I wonder if she and Michael Douglas ever lay in bed at night and discuss vigrx plus. You know it has to be an issue with them. One way or the other. Sorry for putting that image in your head, I’ll make it up to you soon.
Sphere: Related ContentThe sensually ageless, Elizabeth Hurley.

I am surprised we haven’t seen more of Ashley Graham.

Do you remember when Heidi Montag just stood around so people could stare at her boobs?
The sensual, Megan Fox.

No, this isn’t a joke. Say what you will about Megan Fox, but I bet she knows more than you do. I bet she knows how to hot-wire a car, I bet she knows the best way to get rid of blackheads, or how to deal with little alien machines hellbent on world domination.
Okay, seriously… I almost didn’t recognize her.
















