TinselTown Trash

Archive for March, 2010

Who, but Lady Gaga could pull off something like this?

Britney Spears has pokies.

Every time I see a photo of Britney, she has the same weird bumps on her chest. She may want to see about getting some acne treatments or something before she ends up putting someone’s eye out. Ha! Scratch that. No wait, that was the wrong thing to say because I am sure she is. Oh forget it. Just enjoy the photo.

You remember Stephanie Seymour, don’t you? I wonder what she’s been up too? Has she been pursuing another career? She could sell stuff or teach us how to fix stuff. Who knows, she may be going after her energy auditor certification just to surprise us all. Then again, maybe she’s still a model, doing what she does best.

Kim Kardashian, always sensual.

Kelly Landry is surprisingly hot. Then again, when you take a beautiful woman, put her in a bikini, let her walk on the beach, and snap shots of her having a good time, she’s bound to look hot. Of course, diet pills that work help a lot too, otherwise you’d need to use a wide angled lens. Right?

The fantastic Bar Refaeli.

Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani is pretty hot.

What the hell is going on with Kate Gosselin? Ugh. She looks like she’s been staying up late at night playing on the playstation 3, forgetting to sleep, and burning the candle at both ends. Is this look normal? I haven’t paid too much attention to her, so I cannot be sure if she always looks weather worn or not.

You can’t talk Tuesday without the titillating Heidi Montag.

Do you remember when Paris Hilton didn’t have boobies? I bet she hasn’t needed the weakest, let alone the strongest fat burners to keep up her appaearance. I do wonder though, how her boobies keep popping up lately. Did she have work done or was she hiding them all along?