TinselTown Trash

Archive for November, 2009

Ashley Greene is looking fantastic.

Bar Rafaeli. Hot.

Just Admit it. You’re staring at this image thinking of just one thing. You’re wondering what type of mounts they used on those ropes aren’t you? What else could you be thinking about while looking at hot pictures of Bar Rafaeli?

She could sell mounts, stands, tires, heck, she could sell anything, especially when she’s dressed like that.

Do you think Claire Danes knew her dress was this sheer before she walked out the door?

Amy Winehouse is still very visually disturbing, even with new boobs. I’m shocked she didn’t use some mass notification system to send alerts to everyone when she had the procedure done.

We all know she sends an inter-office memo to the paparazzi when she’s ready to leave the house. They seem to catch her every time her feet hit the sidewalk.

Yesterday, we saw Katharine McPhee as a blond, and today we have Kellie Pickler as a redhead. What is it with these American Idol gals?

I know I have been pretty critical of Katharine McPhee in the past, making references to her dowdy look, her funky dresses, and possibly even the fact that she could have once been working for one of those cross country moving companies, but I have to say, today, she looks quite sensual. What do you think? Does she look better as a blond?

What a surprise, Linsday Lohan looks like crap.

Whether she’s appearing on television, selling Outer Banks rentals, or making a movie, I would definitely pay attention to Abigail Clancy.

How come I haven’t noticed her before. I don’t think I have ever heard of her before today. If I have, she was forgettable then, but she definitely isn’t forgettable now. So, who is she? Can someone fill me in?

The ever thexual Alessandra Ambrosio.

I know she’s always out on the west coast, but I would seriously look at myrtle beach vacation rentals if Adrianne Curry was the one showing them to me.

Oh, who am I kidding, I would look at them if Adrianne was simply walking on the beach. Heck, if they had posters of her hanging in the lobby, I’d give them a serious nod. Yeah I know, I am easy.