TinselTown Trash

Archive for October, 2009

Lindsay Lohan, looking her best. No. Really.

This girl needs to find something productive to do with her life. It’s obvious she has no decent future in Hollywood, so she should find work selling something people could use. She could make a career selling bathtub cleansers, pond supplies, or maybe even aquarium fish. Anything but acting, really. It’s time for her to move on.

Christina Ricci looks hotter when she’s wearing sweatpants walking across the street. This whole china doll look is kind of spooky, isn’t it?

I do have one question though. Do you think she uses a lot of eye cream? Her eyes always have these weird wrinkles on them, sometimes they are heavier than others, so I’m thinking that she’s been working on that.

Do you remember our Friend, Courtney Cox?

She’s looking pretty hot.

Without commentary, January Jones.

Petra Nemcova. Fantastic.

This photo, however, makes me wonder what she’s selling. office furniture by chance? It amazes me how many photos I see lately that look like they are trying to sell something (other than the obvious that these photos usually imply).

It doesn’t matter. I’d buy that furniture if she was selling it. Heck yeah.

The thexual, Olivia Wilde.

She is so hot. She reminds me of a girl I knew in Las Vegas that used to work at an ice cream shop and then went to work for a place that sells tile flooring. She was hot in that Olivia Wilde kind of way that just makes you question why on Earth you find her attractive most days, and shaking your head on others.

Tennis stars like Serena Williams must have incredible upper body strength. Does this mean they forget about the lower body? I have two words for Serena. wrinkle creams. Lots of them. Maybe they offer a bulk discount too? Hey, you never know.

I guess I shouldn’t be so mean. She is one of the best tennis players in the world ya know. I just never thought… never mind. I’ll stop now.

The titillating Cheryl Cole.

Do you remember Paris Hilton? It’s been a while since we’ve seen her, hasn’t it?

From 30 Rock, Katrina Bowden.