TinselTown Trash

Archive for September, 2009

Is there anyone more whacked out than Courtney Love?

Sophie Monk is trying to get your attention.

Do you remember Britney Spears? Yeah, it’s been a while, so I thought we’d take a look and see what’s popping in her world. Either she has access to the best slimming pills known to the Hollywood elite, or she really works out when it comes time to shed a few pounds. Britney really pops lately.

Marisa Miller gets naked for Room 23.

Whoa. Dita Von Teese isn’t topless. Mark this day on your calendar. Dita Von Teese and her known bouts with topless-ness will outlast the strongest steel buildings, don’t let this one occasion fool you. She has to put on the appearance of “clothliness” from time to time to secure future deals in magazine photo shoots. Who would pay to see her in those magazines if she kept running around topless all the time?

The fantastic Blake Lively.

Halle Berry just keeps improving with age, doesn’t she?

Pink is tight. I bet she works out 4 or 5 hours everyday. She probably hasn’t taken diet pills in her life. She is toned, and always looks ready for anything that requires physical labor.

Of course, dressed like she is in this photo, I can’t help but wonder what physical labor she may be thinking about while she performs that song. It’s either a flashback to Flashdance or look forward to the remake of Fame.

Here’s another peak at the perky AnnaLynne McCord.

Do you remember when Kristen Bell was on Heroes? I miss her.

Look at those beautiful teeth. Does she see an orange nj dentist or what? Okay, maybe she doesn’t. You could have fooled me though. She does have a slight orange tint about her though, doesn’t she? Maybe it’s just my monitor that needs some adjusting?