TinselTown Trash

Archive for August, 2009

Do you remember when beauty contests had nothing to do with religion? Carrie Prejean doesn’t.

With lawsuits flying all around, Prejean will be in high demand for the talk show circuit. If she writes a book, it will get even worse. Has she written a book? I can hardly wait to see the cardboard displays at the bookstore. What about you?

Kelly Brook, on a Sunday.

Kristin Cavallari and her friend were photographed on the beach. No, it’s not a mistake that I ommitted posting a photo of Kristin.

Whoever she is, she reminds me of a girl that worked in a gym I once frequented. Maybe she’s a spokesmodel for weight loss austin or something. She looks so familiar this is going to bug me for days.

Fake Freckles are freaky, especially on Amy Winehouse.

Hilary Duff is like a fine wine. She just keeps looking better and better as she ages.

I don’t think red is Helena Bonham Carter’s color. Then again, what goes with pasty white anyway? When our son was sick a while back, and needed some medical equipment delivered here to the house, the nurse who taught us how to use the equipment was as pasty white as this. Funny I remember that now, huh?

Melanie Griffith has checked into rehab. Are we shocked?

Remember a while back when Sharon Stone was looking a bit “worn out”. Not any more.

So what’s her secret? Did she find some magical anti aging face cream or something? It wasn’t too long ago she was looking quite bad, yet now she doesn’t have a single wrinkly anywhere. That must be some good stuff.

I bet that airbrush got quite a workout. Poor little airbrush never saw it coming.

My favorite photo of Christina Aguilera. Yeah, I probably posted it before, but so what?

Wow. The untouched, non-airbrushed, Britney Spears doesn’t look too bad. Face it, when it comes to re-inventing herself, whether physically, emotionally, or musically, Britney Spears has re-written the textbooks hasn’t she?

Many people in Hollywood and in the music scene have re-invented themselves, but not in the way Brit has. To top it all off, she’s still a looker. You would think with the harsh lifestyle she lives she’d have a bit more baggage by now.