TinselTown Trash

Archive for July, 2009

Marie Claude Bourbonnais is titillating, to say the least.

Do you remember little Anna Paquin?

Emily Scott is hot.

Surprise, the cheerleader isn’t wearing any pants. No surprise though, Hayden Panettiere looks just fine without them.

At first I didn’t realize this was a scene from a movie. I thought she was selling bathroom fixtures, a stone sink, or some sort of new bath tub. Maybe one of these days I’ll figure this stuff out before I post it on my blog.

At least we know she’s not 100% fake, because it appears that Audrina Patridge’s back end is quite real.

Miranda Kerr sheds it all and poses for a thexual shot.

I appreciate the fact she tried to show us her funbags, but, um, what the hell is Stephanie Pratt wearing?

Companies really need to have some sort of virtual “model” software set up with their POS systems so people can see what they will look like when they wear the garment out in public.

I guess there’s a reason why they don’t do that. Most people wouldn’t buy the clothes if they knew what they really look like wearing it.

Janice Dickinson is a walking train wreck. Just look at those supermodel knees. I know, you’re jealous. It’s no secret that Janice has had a lot of work done. We know about the plastic surgery, but I wonder if she ever needed acne treatments or any other skin conditioning treatments?

We may never know, because it seems she never stands still long enough to talk to anyone at length.

Who doesn’t remember Mariah Carey? It’s not like you could forget someone as beautiful as her, could you?

She just keeps getting more and more beautiful each day. I don’t care what anyone else says. I would buy anything from her, whether she was selling low cost health insurance or if she was selling girl scout cookies. I’d buy it all just to get face time with her.

Thirsty for milk? Check out these awesome photos. Just a warning though, some are NSFW.