TinselTown Trash

Archive for April, 2009

Do you remember when beautiful women like Kelly Brook would frolic on the beach?

I need to find out what show she is on, if any. Holy cow. With the help of a new tv, a plasma tv mount, a remote control and a well placed couch, I could sit and watch her until next Tuesday. Well, even longer than that because Tuesday’s are usually train wrecks anyway.

The always sensual Alessandra Ambrosio.

I’m completely surprised. I don’t know which surprises me more. Anna Faris‘ smile or her cleavage.

Her skin always looks so “perfect”. When I see her walking the red carpet or at any other event, I can’t help but wonder if she has ever needed an acne treatment in her life. Of course, I don’t think I have seen her without makeup, and you know how “perfect” they can make the stars look.

The absolutely fantastic, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is the main reason I needed to purchase some new compact flash memory. Well, not directly, but when it comes to updating this site, I have to make sure I have enough memory in every device I have, just in case I decide to use said device to make my updates. Yeah, she is fantastic though.

Kourtney Kardashian is looking pretty good.

Um. What’s up with Fergie? She’s looking a bit out of it, isn’t she?

All I can say is wow. Fergie is really letting herself go. She looks horrible in this photo. I’m not sure if it’s the outfit she’s wearing, the part in her hair, or her always awkward looking knees, but to me, she looks like she’s just had one of those natural colon cleansers and really should be waiting for a while before venturing outside.

Kim Kardashian is always making Tuesday’s (and most other days) titillating.

Do you remember when Paris Hilton would wear silly outfits and pretend to be shocked that the paparazzi caught her on camera?

Now she just dresses any way she wants and forgets all about insurance quotes and fashion sense, huh? Then again if you were Paris Hilton you could do what you wanted, when you wanted, with whom and what you wanted. Sigh. Want.

After the Sabbath, at dawn on the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to look at the tomb.

There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it. His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow. The guards were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men.

The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: ‘He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him.’ Now I have told you.”

Happy Easter!

I am surprised, no shocked, that Vida Guerra could fit into that outfit. Top and bottom.

It’s obvious Vida doesn’t need weight loss pills to get the job done. She is as hot as hot can be and you can tell by those curves she is happy with the way she looks. Heck, we’re all happy with the way she looks, aren’t we? Yes, I think we are.