TinselTown Trash

Archive for March, 2009

Do you remember when Cindy Crawford was hot?

Yeah, she still is!

The sensual Denise Milani.

It’s no surprise that Molly Sims looks as good today as the last time we saw her. I miss seeing her every week on Las Vegas.

Molly seems like the type that could totally get into playing on the PS3 and losing herself for hours. She also seems like the type that could kick my ass at any game we decided to play.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is looking fantastic.

I still think Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of Hollywood’s most beautiful women. Unlike many of the others, who look like they keep tubs of natural acne treatment stocked in their bathrooms, Jennifer always looks pure and natural, even when you see shots of her without makeup.

Way to go Jen, thanks for keeping it real.

The very thexual Penny Mathis

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Wouldn’t it be nice to get lost with Penny while touring all of the historic hotels across the continent? Not only would she class up the trip, she would garner the eye of every guy from coast to coast. They would all envy you and wish they were you, or could be you. That is, until they realized you were just the driver and she wanted nothing to do with you.

I wonder if Mary-Kate Olsen knows how many birds and squirrels are trapped in that hair?

Katy Perry. Titallating.

Do you remember the time when supermodels refused to eat? Everyone knows they are allowed to eat now, well, except Eva Herzigova, who seems to have forgotten.

The sensual Dayana Mendoza, Miss Universe.

Dayana is the type you might see on those European cruises you hear so much about. She’d be laying out in the sun, working on that fabulous tan, and although she is the prettiest woman on the ship, she is completely approachable and personable. Until you open your mouth and trip over your tongue and fall overboard anyway.

How in the heck did she fit into that outfit? Last week all the tabloids were talking about how much weight she had gained and now she’s in her Daisy Dukes? What weight loss pill is she taking that works that quick?

Up and down, up and down, that can’t be good for the body, unless of course the up and down has nothing to do with her weight.