TinselTown Trash

Archive for December, 2008

Surprise surprise. Katie Price has a belly button.

Marisa Tomei is looking fantastic.

Without commentary, Jennifer Aniston.

How on Earth did Britney Spears fit in that dress?

I don’t know how she did it, either she has found the best diet pill on Earth, or she has been showing up for some mega workout sessions. Either way, I think she looks good, and if she keeps on track, she will just keep getting better as time goes by. I just hope she keeps in shape this time.

Back by popular demand for a special Tuesday Train Wreck, is our resident wreck, Amy Winehouse.

I’ve seen used shipping boxes with less kinks and wrinkles than Amy Winehouse. I can’t imagine how much abuse you have to subject yourself too before you start looking like she does now. Seriously. Most people don’t look that rough after a lifetime of abuse. She has talent.

Do you remember when Nikki Cox used to be one of the most attractive women on television?

I do, and it appears those days are long gone. Come on Nikki, get with the program.    I have seen mesothelioma patients who had more meat on their bones, and that ain’t saying much. Is she anorexic or does she just love that “my chestbones are sticking out of my skin” look?

Jessica Biel is looking sensual in black and white.

Jennifer Lopez looks great!

Jennifer Lopez always reminds me of a nurse that tended to me when I was a kid. Only, the nurse was a bit older and wasn’t nearly as hot, but I’m talking about the look on her face more than anything. She scared me sometimes. I wonder if JLo ever considered a health care career before turning her attention to the camera?

Emma Watson is looking fantastic.

Isla Fisher is HOT

Isla Fisher is simply one of the hottest women in Hollywood. If she were pormoting promotional products I would buy a dozen of everything she had for sale, hands down. Seriously, though… I don’t think many people of heard of her, and if they have, they have overlooked her. If I was a producer, I would make sure she was in my next picture, whether it was a love story or a documentary.