TinselTown Trash

Archive for December, 2008

If I hadn’t seen the url, I would have had no idea who this was. In fact, I have seen area rugs that didn’t look this beat up. What the heck has happened to her? I have always thought she looked like a clown with all her makeup on, how was I supposed to know that that was the best she could do given the circumstances.

Do you remember when Elle MacPherson was young and hot?

Well, one out of two aint too bad.

Jodie Marsh is the epitome of sensual.

Okay, just kidding.

The surprisingly fit Stephanie Seymour.

She has definitely spent a lot of time taking care of herself. She is hot. What do you think, does she walk on treadmill, jog, or ride the exercise bikes? Maybe a combination of sorts? Whatever she’s doing, she’s doing it right and she shouldn’t change a thing. Time has been treating her very, very, well.

Heidi Montag is looking fantastic!

When it comes to boob jobs, I think Pamela Anderson needs a tune up.

Is it me or does she look like a raccoon? Okay, maybe not a raccoon, but she definitely does not look as good as she did when she could be the spokeswoman for any product under the sun. In her day she could have sold anything from suntan lotion to Leptovox, but now, who would want to buy anything from her?

Brooke Hogan will always be known for her titillating twosome.

Lisa Rinna is going to pose in Playboy.

Do you remember when the women who posed in Playboy had more injected into their breasts than their lips?

The sensual Hilary Duff.