TinselTown Trash

Archive for May, 2008

Linda Cardellini is a hottie, that’s for sure. I wonder why I haven’t featured her here on TinselTown Trash in the past? While she has played many roles, one of my favorites is Thelma in the Scooby movies. Something tells me though that we would never find Linda filling out applications for IT jobs. Who knows though. I have met some beautiful geeks in the past, hell, I married one.

You can see more at Celeblog.

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If you were travelling down the road and found yourself stuck in traffic, what would you think when you saw this standing on the side of the road?

My first thought? Road kill.

My second thought? That’s a glob alright.

Okay, so she looks like someone with a little drug problem. No, I’m not talking Phentermine here people. Damn. That hurts.

You can see more of this lucious attraction at Celebrity Smack.

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Oh man, I miss Amanda Peet. I miss Studio 60. I know, the show wasn’t that great, but I liked it. It helped me escape reality for an hour at a time, and I got to do it while watching Amanda Peet.

Did I mention that I miss Amanda Peet? She just reminds me of the type of gal who is very down to earth, who loves to shop antique stores looking for old dining room furniture.

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Wow. Ivanka Trump is hot. Her complexion is so clear you can tell that she never had to deal with acne treatment or anything else us normal people had to deal with. She is a picture of perfection.

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Umm. Wow.

Damn. She has some serious assets. She could sell just about anything don’t you think? Need a new car? How about a laptop? Maybe you could use a whole new house full of furniture?

Yeah, I’m pretty much speechless.

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I have always liked looking at Jennifer Love Hewitt, she’s definitely a looker. In fact, I dream about her all the time, is that odd?

The most recent dream I have had is where I am trying to lose a little weight (okay, it’s a fantasy) and she is there helping me to pick out the right exercise equipment that I will need to do it right. She steps onto the treadmill and … well, maybe that’s going a bit too far. Needless to say, I lose weight in that dream.

Celebrities Wonder has more.

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Paula Abdul has some serious issues. Someone needs to sit her down and tell her that she ain’t all that, and while they are at it, they should tell her she needs help. She is so depressing sometimes that silk flowers wouldn’t survive around her.

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Do you remember the days when Hollywood stars all looked as glamorous as Helen Mirren? I bet her house is all decked out so she can sit back and watch movies in style. I wouldn’t be surprised if she doesn’t have a “theatre” room with comfy chairs and home theater sconces.

See more of her red carpet walk at Celeblog.

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Please tell me that this woman is a natural beauty. If I find out that she has implants, and she takes lipovox, and they have to airbrush anything I am just going to cry, I tell ya. Wow. She is a hottie, that’s for sure.

See more at Holy Taco.

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I am a huge fan of Alyssa Milano, always have been. It doesn’t hurt that we share a birthday. I honestly don’t know why I haven’t featured her before today.

You can see more of Alyssa at Celeblog.

Now, I must be off to meet with the plumber. We are thinking of getting a tankless water heater. Since our water heater is on the blink, we figured this may be as good of a time as any. I’ve heard they work real well, and much more efficiently than the standard water heaters.

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