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Archive for February, 2008

You know you’re having a bad life if you go from this,

to this,

The former Hollywood Madam has been charged with driving without a license, possession of dangerous drugs without a prescription, being under the influence of a controlled substance and driving under the influence of a controlled substance.

Just looking at her makes me weep like a Hansgrohe faucet. Read more at TMZ.

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It’s been almost 24 years since she graced the cover of Rolling Stone.

You’d have to be living under a rock if you didn’t know what she’s been up to lately. Well, last night anyway.

Tina rocked the house last night at the Grammys. The biggest mistake anyone made, was putting Beyonce on with her. As good as Beyonce is, it just proves she isn’t all that.

Beyonce was dressed nice, and she looked hot, but when it came to performing, Miss Tina made her look bad, really bad. One thing Miss Tina would never need is weight loss pills. Rock on, Tina!

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No surprise here, I love Cyndi Lauper.

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Tom Jones has always freaked me out. But now he really freaks me out.

For some he might seem something of an old-timer but Tom Jones still thinks he’s got it, after the singer insured his chest hair for a cool £3.5 million.

The 67-year-old, who’s hairy chestwig has been a hit with the ladies over the years, has employed top insurance firm Lloyd’s of London to protect his lustrous locks.

One insider told the Mirror: ‘Even at the grand old age of 67, the ladies love Tom’s hip-thrusting moves and catching a sneaky peak of his famously rugged chest hair.’

Why would someone do this? Someone get some magnifying glasses so we can see if that hair is real. That’s just freaky.

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See more of Salma at Popoholic.

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What happened to the additional 15 day hold? I swear, someone is going to let that girl kill herself. Why don’t they just stick to their guns and help her while they can?

Britney Spears was quietly released from a hospital Wednesday and slipped away unnoticed, only to be spotted hours later driving through Los Angeles with paparazzi and a television helicopter in tow.

Her incognito getaway from UCLA Medical Center — a stark contrast to the extensive police escort that brought her in — required no law enforcement presence, said Capt. Sharyn Buck, commander of the North Hollywood police station that covers Spears’ home area.

“There was no media, no paparazzi, and no need for public safety protection,” Buck said.

Of course, now that they have the restraining order against Sam Lufti, maybe they will claim it was all his fault and she wouldn’t be this way if he hadn’t been drugging her. With the money she will be saving now that he’s gone, she could go to directbuy and browse their member’s only showroom for just the right thing to snap her out of that funk.

Today was a very emotional day.

It all started at 6:30 when the alarm went off and I quickly woke up the entire family. There was never any doubt that we would all go together to take Flash to this very important appointment today.

We arrived about 20 minutes early, which was amazing seeing how the Atlanta traffic was. After completing the new patient registration form, they took us all into a small 10×15 room. I have to admire the kids for sitting there, listening to things they could not understand, keeping quiet so we could comprehend what the veterinarian was telling us.

Flash’s prognosis is not good. The deterioration in the bone is so bad that he is now at the point that just walking could cause hairline fractures and more pain. The veterinarian explained everything to us, he covered all the options. I am so glad he did.

The first thing Flash needs is an immediate amputation of his right front leg. They will have to take the shoulder and the shoulder blade too. His recovery from the amputation will be rather quick, but he will never recover from the cancer.

The veterinarian explained that there is no doubt the cancer has spread and Flash has at best 6 months to 1 year left with us. He discussed the options for chemotherapy, but even with the treatment that shows the best results, the most Flash gains is an additional 6 months to 1 year.

We will never know what Flash is thinking, or what he wants. I do know that if it were me, I would choose the quality of life over the quantity. It just seems more logical to me to allow him to live as a happy 3 legged dog for 6 months to a year, rather than have him laying around listless, drooling, in a heap of fur on the floor, too sick to notice whether or not we were even in the room.

So for now, we are planning on the amputation. He has pain pills to get him through til we can get that done in the next week or so, and after that is done, we will take it from there.

Tomorrow is going to be a long day. We have an appointment at 9 am at the vet that is clear across the universe and will take us an hour and a half to get there (if traffic keeps moving smoothly).

Depending on the outcome at the vet, tomorrow’s posts may be a bit on the light side. Keep your fingers crossed and keep saying those prayers.

See more of Yvonne Strahovski at Celeblog.

It took him long enough. We should have heard about this apology long before now. Oh sure, you’re thinking just because he actied like an ass to Paris Hilton everything was fine, but it wasn’t. She knew it, we knew it, and his staff knew it. He was an ass. It’s sad that it took others pointing out the stink before he smelled it.

Paris Hilton’s Friday night guest appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman differed from her last, in September, when the CBS host couldn’t stop badgering her about her just-finished jail sentence.

“We have a lovely woman who’s been in prison,” Letterman said Friday, explaining why he previously behaved the way he did. “I put those two things together and my head starts spinning.”

Rehashing how he verbally accosted Hilton the last time, “I continued to press the point,” Letterman acknowledged – though Hilton had made it clear she was finished talking about her life behind bars.

“I thought I was hilarious,” Letterman recalled, until others the next day told him, “No, you were an ass—-.”

Once an ass, always an ass. I guess it’s nice he finally apologized though. I certainly won’t be taking any cheap flights to see him in New York, that’s for sure.