What would you do if you met someone that looked like her. Right now. Me? I would probably be kicking myself for missing all those dates at the gym using the elliptical, walking on the treadmill. Yeah, I would kick myself because I know she wouldn’t even notice me, except to walk right on by.

See more Martina. (NSFW)

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Canned hair? People actually use that stuff? HAHAHA

I don’t know about you, but the first words that come to mind when I see John Travolta are “colon cleanse“. What about you? I’m serious. That dude is in serious need of a good cleansing. Maybe the fake color in his hair wouldn’t be so noticeable if he got one.

[Hat Tip: dlisted]

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This has been the strangest year so far.

It all started in January, of course, and things looked bright for the beginning of the year. I was optimistic that this year would be a great year. Then the second week of January hit.

We found out that my mother in law was going to need surgery, and at her age it was not going to be a simple surgery to say the least.

Then we found out that Flash has bone cancer and he will not be with us much longer. That alone has been enough to take the wind out of my sail. In fact, as his time here on Earth comes to an end, my heart is going to break.

The last time my heart was broken was when I moved from Nevada to South Dakota back in the 90’s. At the time I had a cat, her name was Abby. She was a six-toed tabby cat that I loved with all my heart. When she was born, her mother and all of her brothers and sisters died from an infection. A lady I work with asked if I was interested in fostering the kitten til they could get someone to adopt her. Of course, I agreed. I spent the afternoon picking out food bowls, cat toys, kitten formula and what not.

I spent weeks bottle feeding her, teaching her to eat out of a bowl, and how to use the litterbox (that was interesting). She taught me about unconditional love. She greeted me at the door each evening, and was there to wake me up each morning. She was an awesome cat, but when I moved I had to leave her with friends because I could not take her with me. Granted she didn’t die, but I never saw her again.

I keep remembering the little things in life, and I realize that this is going to be one of the strangest years.

Many of us remember Valerie Bertinelli, whether we remember her from her days on “One Day At A Time” or a bit later. She definitely left an impression on young American boys.

Many remember her as the young and impressionable Barbara Cooper,

Valerie had her moments growing up, and many of us were excited to see the changes.

Many young people today probably have no idea who she is, but that will change now that she’s making news again.

America’s former sweetheart wasn’t always so sweet.

In an interview with Oprah Winfrey scheduled to air Monday, former “One Day at a Time” star Valerie Bertinelli reveals that she and ex-husband Eddie Van Halen cheated on each other during their 24-year marriage.

According to “Entertainment Tonight,” the Jenny Craig spokeswoman told Winfrey, “I cheated — He claims to this day that I cheated first, but I don’t know. I don’t know about the timing.”

It doesn’t matter who cheated first. If you cheat, you cheat, right? Don’t we all love Valerie more than Eddie anyway?

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Who knew she could look so… girly.

See more of Avril at Hollywood Tuna

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[Source: Gone Hollywood]

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Rumor has it that Rumer Willis got kicked out of Villa Lounge. Poor Rumer.

Breaking! Being a celebuspawn doesn’t always automatically put you above the law. Case in point: budding party girl Rumer Willis. Demi and Bruce’s oldest daughter, who’s a ripe old 19, waltzed into Villa Lounge Monday night, only to be booted from the hot spot moments later.

Apparently, Villa’s vigilant manager realized she’s underage and decided to enforce its age restrictions by removing her. Above, she makes the walk of shame back to her car after being bounced.

Doesn’t she look like someone who should be selling commercial real estate or something? Maybe it’s just me.

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Do you remember when Hollywood personalities didn’t need to “recreate” something to look beautiful?

I’m not taking anything away from Lindsay Lohan, but she’s no Marilyn Monroe.

The more I look at the pictures of Lindsay, the more I feel the need to find my antiseptic wipes and start cleaning out my eye sockets.

You can see more of Lindsay at New York Magazine.

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I don’t know. The kiss doesn’t look all that steamy to me.

The Other Boleyn Girl may have been panned by critics, but it seems co-stars Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson have discovered other ways of pulling in audiences.

The stunning duo, attending the Berlin premiere of the film, shared more than just a giggle - as they took a moment to exchange a steamy kiss - while posing for pictures on the red carpet.

Scarlett is stunning, as always. What the hell was Natalie thinking? Oy.

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