Imagine The Lifeforms
Is it just me, or do you get the eeby jeebies when you see pictures of Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears lately? Seriously, I think anyone who associates with them should be wearing disposable gloves and face masks for their own protection. Some of the younger women in Hollywood need to make some serious New Year’s resolutions.
Then again, I have been known to be a little over zealous when it comes to dirt phobias. Maybe, one day, I will tell you about the whole plastic silverware I used to carry in my shirt pocket.
Oh God I thought I was the only one. I don’t notice it so much with Lohan, probably because she’s not as much in the limelight and I tend to miss out on her. Britney on the other hand, I can’t believe anyone would find her remotely attractive at this point. There’s just … something dirty and nasty and smelly about her, to the point where I was inspired out of nowhere to go on a rant on her a couple days ago. I remember, it was because someone was selling some outfit she had worn and they were advertising it with the tagline “Still Smells Like Britney”. Um, yay? I hope whoever actually bought it disposed of it in a manner similar to biohazard material.