The Perfect Pair Of Boobs

It seems there is a scientific approach to deciding who has the best boobs.

The key aesthetic elements are nipple position and the proportion between the upper and lower halves of the breast, he said.

“The ideal is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion - that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 per cent from the top.”

Yeah, umm… okay.

Patrick Malluci, a scientist, spent several hours looking at photos of topless models and has decided that Caprice Bourret has the best boobs.

He also came to the conclusion that Victoria Beckham has the worst boobs.

I don’t know about you, but I never called myself a scientist while looking at and deciding if boobs were perfect or not.

Other scientists watching boobies:

TMZ
Dlisted

Another comparison after the jump…

Caprice Bourret or Victoria Beckham?


 

So, what do you think? Is he right? Or do we need more scientific research?

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Posted on September 24, 2007
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Randy on September 26, 2007 comments:

Haha, I actually heard about this story the other night. Victoria Beckham’s boobs are a sad story… she was unbelievably hot as a Spice Girl, but somewhere along the line she turned in to a giant piece of plastic, and those boobs are odd looking. She’s still hot, don’t get me wrong.

As for that other chick, the photos you’ve included are the only ones I’ve ever seen of her, so I’m not comfortable making a judgment based solely on them.

And FWIW ladies, unless your boobs are really messed up looking, MOST of us don’t want you to have giant plastic looking things.

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