TinselTown Trash

If this isn’t a reason to see Piranha 3D, I don’t know what is…

My wife and I celebrated our 10th anniversary more than three years ago, and she’s still hotter than Kelly Brook.

We’ve never received any traditional wedding anniversary gifts since we’ve been married, but that’s understandable for a couple that is about as untraditional as we are.

Since our anniversary just passed, and it was our “lace” anniversary, I am thinking of buying this for the wife:

She’ll think I am a hopeless romantic, or she’ll slap me upside the head, but either way, I’m still the winnd

It’s been a while since I’ve posted, and I am trying to get back into the swing of things. A lot has happened in the past couple months. I haven’t suffered from the affects of Mesothelioma or anything, but things are starting to settle out, so hopefully I’ll be back to a normal posting schedule quite soon.

In honor of my return, I am posting one of our trashiest subjects, Amy Winehouse.

Ewww. Traci Bingham.

It’s been a while, but you remember Amy Winehouse, don’t you?

Princess Leia… err. Kelly Brook.

Transformers 3 hottie, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, is surprisingly naked!

Lara Bingle is looking fantastic.

Salma Hayek has always been quite thexual.

Angel McCord lets one slip.

Kristin Cavallari is titillating, intentionally or not.